No sleep... Bird problems

Hello every one out there...I'm  writing this Ar about 12:15 in the morning!!! It to late and I'm to tired! There is this stupid seagull next to the boat and he's making me crazy!!!!! Always squawking!!!!! You know what... Where's the flare gun! I'm ending this! Now! Come at me seagull! IRL! Lets go!!! Swing first!!!! See me head up!!!!